When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!