When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!