When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.