When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!