Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes