Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!