Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.