What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest