What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.