What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover