How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place