How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place