How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place