How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.