Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.