Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose