Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.