Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.