Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)