Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess