Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.