Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"