Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"