Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!