Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house