Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!