Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"