Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.