What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Just say "shoe".

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I'm tired".

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It scares the hell out of the dog

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Pawpular!

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Spotted click

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because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Your grandma's jaws

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.