What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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It freaks out the dogs!

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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He's up all night to get Loki.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.