What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.