How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."