How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."