How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"