How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."