What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.