What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!