What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!