What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.