What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!