What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...