What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!