What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What is stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!