What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.