What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!