What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Infant children.

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Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Bereave it.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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because they wanna look like their mother.