What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !