What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.