What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.