What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.