What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.