There are skid marks in front of the dog.
One less drunken Irishman
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Well I'll be dog-gone.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Who cares.
The eggrolled
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
A dead dog.