What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.