What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.