What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.