What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.