You can make soldiers out of toast!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
A pain in the arse.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
One egg is un oeuf.
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because he never existed.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Ready or not, hair I comb!
Oeuf!
Oeuf!"
Because the steaks are high.
