You can make soldiers out of toast!
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No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
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A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
One egg is un oeuf.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
What are we going to do now, Pierre
What do we do now, Pierre
Polaroids.
In bearracks.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Gaelic.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
