You can make soldiers out of toast!
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No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
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A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
A bow T.I.E.
There was a face off at centre ice.
A referee!
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
80 blaze it
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
An eggplant.
None. It fell down the stairs.
