You can make soldiers out of toast!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
The dordogne.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
A masochrist.
He felt pain.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
The guy would survive the first round.
Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because he never existed.
