You can make soldiers out of toast!
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Coffee Mug
No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
Weeeeeeeee!!!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
What do we do now, Pierre
What are we going to do now, Pierre
Marshall arts.
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
in the MLA boxing ring
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Marry her.
Fillipe F'Lop
