You can make soldiers out of toast!
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No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
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A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Because he never existed.
NEED MORE GAINS
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"
Anticlimactic
What are we going to do now, Pierre
AArrrRP
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
CANNIBAL!!!
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
There was a face-off in the corner.
The referee
