You can make soldiers out of toast!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Because the woodpecker.
Have a NICE day!
in grease
Winnie the Pooh !
You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
A referee!
There was a face off in the corner.
What do we do now, Pierre
Depends on which country they're from.
An American
Oeuf!"
