What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.