What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."