What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread