What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."