How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.