How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef