How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.