What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!