What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.