What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.