Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!