What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.