What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!