What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.