What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.