What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!