Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.