Le Otard Jokes

What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call a mentally handicapped lion?

a leotard

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

August Jokes More August Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...