Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.