Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.