It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
A stretch
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Michael Jackson.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
let's jack it.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
To make ends meat.
Step up: transformers :v
It goes to Twerk!