What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Dance Robot Jokes More Dance Robot Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

Twerk Jokes More Twerk Jokes

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!