What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File