How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!