How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"