Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.