Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.