Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.