How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla