How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.