What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!