What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !