Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Ale-Man

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.