You get a cobbler!
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Alamode
la Mode
Pi(e)
Pies are round
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"
Opinions!
A pioneer
He heard they had PIE.
A Magpie.
Punkin pie
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
Somewhere over a rainbow...
That's sweet, ain't it?"
It's never ending.
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Well, it's no cakewalk.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
He was a pieromaniac.
Your teeth!
No, Woman, no pie."
Somewhere over the rainbow.
A'lamode
It needed a filling.
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
Pecan, typically.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Naner naner naner
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Tape his mouth shut.
Both are in *a la mode*.
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Guilty.
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Who the hell ordered a new roof?"
