Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)