Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"