What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"