Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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They'll never work.

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They bombed it...

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The aye

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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Oui-d

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!