Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!