Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!