When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.