What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.