Mom and Dad.
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Mount Restmore.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Your mom never gave me reddit gold.
Parents.