What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.