Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.