Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.