Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.