What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Which number confuses people?

82

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.