What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.