What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.