Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

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Just Cause

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Piers Morgan.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.