Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.