Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
It didn't peso well.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
Allah-bama
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Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
