What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.