What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

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What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !