What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.