What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.