What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.