Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
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I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Tchaikovsky's .
Because Sharon is Karen.
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
Because they're full of cans.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Sir.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Heman-giomas
Dead in a tunnel.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out
One. We're efficient not funny!
Because he needed a stool sample.
I replied "No, a medical one."
