Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
San Diego.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
I can sleep with a light on.
An electric elephant !
It ran to the unstable.
Spawn camper.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Because he is always recycling
Because it wasn't recycled.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Sir.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Someone with no sense of tumor.
Asworstos.
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
I don't know, and I don't care.
A fart with a lump in it
