What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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My Zipper.

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The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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John.

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Sir" from a distance.

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Where to sir?

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.