What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.