What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.