What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !