What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !