What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.