Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls