Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.