Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.