Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.