Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.